May 22, 2008

Welcome to "The Machine"

In honor of Sasha Vujacic calling himself "The Machine," I decided it would be interesting to incorporate Vujacic into parts of Pink Floyd's "Welcome to the Machine" to show how ridiculous in makes Vujacic seem:

Welcome Manu,
welcome to "The Machine."
Where have you been?
It's alright Sasha Vujacic knows where you've been...
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream? It's alright Sasha Vujacic told you what to dream.

As you can see from these samples, Vujacic is a fucking robot. He's like HAL-9000 but more Russian and a better flopper. And he makes it hard for Ginobili to go left, which it seems is one of the hardest things to do in the world judging from the Suns' and Hornets' inabilities to stop him. To summarize, "The Machine" can d the fuck up, trash talk, and tell you what to dream. Pretty frickin' good if you ask me.

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