Albert Pujols pulled a baseball first, as well as being a Ruthian type legend (or a Bruthian legend if you believe in the Sultan's gay brother Gay) when he took out the Padres starting battery (Chris Young and Josh Bard) within the span of two batters in the 3rd last night.
Video evidence via awfulannouncing via faniq
How about that shit? Pujols has got some dark fucking secret going on here that gives him the power to do such ridiculous shit. Deal with the devil? Use of a powerful artifact from one of four Indiana Jones films (more about Indy later in this post)? A Dominican birth certificate that says he is 1000 years old? A mutant? He'll injure another player this year, and Selig will have Mitchell dig for that answer. Steroids? More like Mark McGwire injected himself with Pujols' blood, and when La Russa grew tired of him, he just had Pujols take his place.
On the subject of Indiana Jones, because Lucasfilms and such won't release clips of the newest installment in order that spoilers are not publicized through this series of tubes, so instead we just get more senile-looking Harrison Ford, and this gem from Conan:
The funniest part of this was Ford's reaction. As anyone who has seen Entourage would know, after Vince made the Asian energy drink commercial, he got paid, but he also probably never saw it. Same with Ford for this; he just looked dumbfounded and couldn't really believe that this was the finished product. Turns out some shit does come back to bite you in the ass 30 years later.
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here's to the "Kirin Lager" label enjoying a long and healthy life haha.
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