ODDSMAKER 5/22

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Point Spread

• PADRES (+53.5) v. Albert Pujols
  
• JAY-Z'S WEED DEALER (-1.5) v. Carmelo Anthony's weed dealer
  
• CHIPPER JONES BATTING .400 (pick 'em) v. Lance Berkman hitting 57 HR
  
• AGING THIRD BASEMAN PLAYING OUT OF HIS MIND (no line) v. Aging first baseman playing out of his mind
  
• MIKE PIAZZA'S INEVITABLE TELL-ALL MEMOIR (pick 'em) v. Eeeewwwwwwwww

Over/Under

• Remaining starts until Brewers SP Ben Sheets' annual major injury: 3
  
• Combined slugging percentage for Andruw Jones and Juan Pierre before Joe Torre and Andre Ethier snap and bludgeon them before batting practice: .248
  
• Total number of TVs tuned to an NFL LIVE telecast, this month: 127
  
• Number of games before Brett Favre's NFL comeback: 4
  
• Interceptions thrown by Favre in NFL return: 4

Odds

• Chicago Bulls Picking First in the NBA Draft – 59:1 (Oops.)
  
• Eight Belles and Barbaro, like, totally doing it in Horsie Heaven – 7:1
  
• The next commercial being -- GODDAMMIT, it's Giuseppe Franco again! - 3:1
  
• Scott Podsednik, David Eckstein among next Congressional steroids subpoenas - 10000000000000:1

* - respected Vegas sports book = our asses.