THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO SYRACUSE FOOTBALL IN A LONG TIME!

Now, this result may be disheartening to some (eg Greg Robinson) but the rest of syracuse should be celebrating! It is the program's low-point under G-Rob (Pasqualoni's: take your pick: loss to Temple on the missed PAT or the loss at Rutgers where Rich "Chris Hovan ain't got nothin' on me in the being psychotic on the field attribute" Scanlon ran into the stands in New Brunswick to protect his mother), but if this doesn't wake up Daryl Gross from his retarded dream-like state like a baby alligator biting his dick, well, Daryl Gross is in one helluva retarded dream-like state.
Let's get this all straightened out: Syracuse just lost to Akron, the college LeBron claims he would have gone to if he hadn't made the jump straight to the pros...to play basketball. They have been to one bowl total in their history, the Motor City Bowl, which they lost. They have a total of 7 season of better-than-.500 football, which is better than Greg Robinson has ever done. And they might have just had their program's signature regular season win (their MAC championship win in 2004 is obviously way better) in beating Syracuse 42-28 at the Dome. The sadder part is that only 31808 people showed up to the Dome yesterday to watch the Orange lose to a MAC team. They might squeak by with one win this year, but I doubt it. Northwestern could only beat Duke 24-20 after destroying Syracuse. Hell, even Buffalo has already won a game. The long-winded point is this: Greg Robinson is NOT coaching in Syracuse next year. Period. This is the program's absolute low-point. I don't care of Mike Williams cheated, it's still his fault. Right here he called the defense "shabby." Who the fuck was the defensive coordinator at Texas before coming here? Greg Robinson! And Marc Baniewicz puts on the finishing touches to the end of Robinson time at Syracuse in this letter to Donnie Webb. It is ridiculous to see the change in the status,but Baniewicz really puts it well: we used to have a rivalry with Miami (who also have fallen off quite a bit), the fact that Pasqualoni was fired after taking the team to a bowl (I might have overreacted when the loss happened; I mean, Calvin Johnson destroyed us.). So, this will be your farewell tour, Greg Robinson, and Daryl Gross, you better make some real changes before next year, or you'll be next.

Oh my GOD, GREG ROBINSON MAY HAVE ALZHEIMER'S!

We all like to know what's going on back home, especially when a dude from Barenaked Ladies gets caught with some coke in our home 'ville. So I make my daily checking back in, and what do I see?


Yes, I know "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" is sooo dope, but look at that dope in the bottom right! What the fuck is so unknown? We suck! A Robinson "unknown press conference" would contain the following sample dialogue:

Press: Is this your breakthrough year, like last year and the year before?
Robinson:I guess I just don't know!
Press: How badly will you guys fuck up to lose this game?
Robinson: Not sure what ridiculous trick play we'll run as the fourth quarter runs out, but I think the quadruple reverse is high on my priority list.
Press: Who is starting..?
Robinson: GODDAMNIT I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK! I KNOW WE FUCKING SUCK! Look at the main story on suahtletics football page:
WE HAVE SOME GREAT PERFORMERS IN THE NFL! HOW ABOUT THAT?
Press: They all played under Pasqualoni. Coach, have you watched your team practice for the opener?
Robinson: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN TEXAS!