Proof that I am very capable of working at ESPN

Good evening. It has come to my attention that Antonio Cromartie is making a lot of headlines recently for his opinion on the coming NFL lockout, and who wouldn't want to be on it more than ESPN New York, the WWL's army sent to take over the largest city in the United States. With each article comes a new ridiculous quote line, and today's exchange with Matt Hasselbeck did not disappoint. Black players own twitter, and Hasselbeck's cowardly move means he should be praying for a lockout or that Cromartie doesn't make it to one of his opponents via free agency.

But the best part of the article, for me, the unemployed stooge writing a blog in his sister's apartment, has to be the glaring errors that these reportedly qualified employees of the WWL put out, as of 8:40PM on January 27, 2011.

[DeMaurice] Smith countered that if they can get a deal done by the Super Bowl, he'll take a pay cut to 68 cents.

This seems a bit wrong. Wouldn't he be happy getting his constituents back to work, and wouldn't they be paying him for having done his job? And you have to love his spirit for competition with Goodell, who will be taking his down to $1. Moving on to the next one sentence paragraph (reminds me of the writing style on ESPNSoccernet, where a story can sometimes just be 12 paragraphs, each of one sentence):

Smith wasn't worried that he was called out by Cromartie, who also called Patriots quarterback Tom Brady an "ass----" before the AFC title game.

That seems like a pointless action, mainly because they played them in the divisional round, and you guys wrote only, hmmm, at least a half dozen articles about that one quote? Impresive amnesia, ESPN, VERY impressive.