Open Letter to Fitty

Dear Fitty,
When did symphony play-by-play come into existence? If you were going to make this commercial really work, you should have had Mike Tirico and Hubie Brown do this. Hubie could act just as oblivious as when Baron dunked on AK-47 (Video evidence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38s5qh4DMTE). Anyways, Mr. McFitty, get on that.

Sincerely,
Dubroff