Jun 28, 2007

Oden goes #1!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!!!oneone!!!! Durant goes to Seattlololololololol...Plus one serious thing

Mike Tirico was just hired as Stuart Scott's translator (Jive to English). I expect this with every pick this whole night.
Anyways, Durant could possibly be part of the greatest wholly perimeter-based offense since the Warriors last year (Luke Ridnour, Jesus Shuttlesworth, Durant, Rashard Lewis...Robert Swift?). I'm pretty excited. Also, Lisa Salters, did you learn anything from this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-pcgQElchI)? LET HER BE HAPPY FOR A FEW SECONDS! I'm happy that Stu moved up to the interview desk. It's much more dramatic when he asks draft picks questions that make them feel terribly uncomfortable.
Oden was the right pick at #1 for the Blazers. I don't think he'll win the 15 championships he promised (Stu also said Oden wanted to play in college, which is funny because a few years back, in an ESPN the Magazine article, Oden said he was MAD that Stern changed the rule...which will it be, Mr. Oden?)
To the serious stuff: professional wrestling. Chris Benoit killed his wife and his mentally retarded son and then killed himself this past weekend. Probably caused by roid rage (WWF claims it was a dispute over how to take care of Benoit's son...BULLSHIT!), the WWF had a 3 hour special about him. Plus, according to the storyline, Vince McMahon is dead. This is probably a good time to end this act. Somebody actually is dead, and you're still leading people to believe you died when your limo exploded? Maybe you should consider ending the trashy image portrayed by your company and act like regular people would when an employee dies. If the Cardinals don't play a game when someone dies, the least you can do is actually appear on some WWF show and acknowledge the loss. Otherwise, you just remain a trashy piece of shit. And you're doing pretty well.

Enjoy 55 more picks. And a few stupid trades.

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