Super Bowl Wrap-Up

First off, some girl was in my apartment yesterday and said the following: "I want the Giants to win because I like their colors." This girl must be colorblind, because, if I'm not mistaken, the Patriots and the Giants both wear red, white, and blue, the Patriots with more silver. Is silver really that important of a factor in that jersey? Bitches.
Anyways, the point of this blog is this: will Eli be better than his brother? And I don't mean Cooper with the narrow spinal cord and 4.58 40 speed. I mean Peyton, who just reeks of endorsements now, and also of looking like a giraffe looking out for predators as its young bend down to drink water as he watched his brother play. Let's harken back to last year: Peyton finally beat New England in the playoffs and then finally won a Super Bowl and got the MVP award. Fast forward to the playoffs this year, and no one there for the RCA Dome's end knew the Heimlich and as they did two years before, Peyton and the Colts bowed out after having a bye. This year, Eli played the underdog role and won the best Super Bowl I've seen since the Pats beat the Panthers in Houston along with the MVP. Before that, Eli couldn't throw a touchdown pass and but could throw 4 picks in 2 losses.
This might seem a little rash, but I'm going to put it into bold to emphasize it: ELI IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN PEYTON. Look, he's going to do way less commercials than Peyton, and for that reason, has more time to focus on football. Because he is lower on the face time, he has time to focus on football. He also didn't fuck up like Peyton did in the Super Bowl. Eli's pick was a dropped pass by Steve Smith How stupid does Tiki Barber look? He doubted Eli, questioning his leadership skills, which probably motivated Eli this year. He did pretty damn well with no timeouts left in getting them the lead with 35 seconds left. Good for Eli for starting to step up in the playoffs after Tiki retired. It completely discredits the basis of his announcing career.

As an Eagles fan, I hate to do this, but it's a bigger commitment to Syracuse: Tom Coughlin, an alum, with the W; David Tyree stepping up for the first time since 2003 when he had 5 receptions for 106 yards against the Eagles.

E*Trade had dope commercials with the baby, and the cheese party Bud Light was dope.

Funniest Super Bowl related link of the day: David Tyree: Funniest Black Man in America. That was Google's third result for "david tyree."

Tom Brady has RED: Romo erectile dysfunction. Why are all the quarterbacks unable to perform in front of their fucking hot girlfriends? The NFL needs to get some quarterbacks with balls, not all these pussies.

And, of course, Mercury Morris and my boy  Larry Csonka can open up their champagne bottle.